Cross-Eyed?

Logan:       Mommy, can we play my new video game when we get home?
Mommy:    Sure, we can play together.
Logan:       Mommy! Look at my bo-bo on my "yayg"! (leg)
Mommy:    Oh my goodness! I'll give it a kiss when we get home.
Logan:       Yeah, 'cause it's really bad, huh?
Mommy:    Looks like a big one to me.
Logan:       Mommy, guess what I'm gonna do!
Mommy:    What?
Logan:       I'm gonna keep this eye on the video game, and I'm gonna keep this eye on my bo-bo so I can watch and see if it bleeds. Does that sound like a good idea?
Mommy:    It sure does.
Logan:       Good deal, Mommy. (And he reaches out so we can shake hands.)

Thought it was cute and wanted to remember it.